Dave: Before I kick this door down, has anybody else in there had sex with my fiancé?!
JP: Just me, I'm Chessa Chan, and I'm from China. I am a kung fu expert, unless you go away I come out there and karate kick your ass!
Ready for shit to happen…

So fed-up with preston right now been broke for like three weeks, Roll-on Madrid/Santander and Bath Spa Uni! Now if somebody could just give me a job in Madrid that’d be great :)

Horny.

iamsirsamalot:

When your hormones are blazing off the charts and you’re horny, you just do this to everyone you see…

ALL THE FUCKING TIME